Hey God…STFU. Thanks, Kriss
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“All you have to do is claim that God spoke to you and you can say or do just about anything (Friendly Atheist).”
If there is a God (not), then I wish he would stop talking. This is because everytime he speaks, something goes wrong. He spoke to Bush Jr. then the world went to war. When he speaks to Glen Beck…well, I’ll just leave it at that.
This time he spoke to ‘ol Crazy Eyes, Michele Bachmann. What did he say…run for president. Nooooooo. It’s true. The Great Surveillance Camera in the Sky has given Crazy Eyes the OK to run for president of the united states. Which is just what we need, a believer in end of times with her finger on the button.
“Bachmann: Well, every decision that I make I pray about as does my husband and I can tell you, yes, I’ve had that calling and that tugging on my heart that this is the right thing to do and because it’s such a momentous decision, not only for myself, my husband and our 28 children, it is a momentous decision (Huff Po).”
When I read thingies like this it makes me want to reconsider my accommodationist position and become a full fledged angry, militant atheist (and there is no shortage of the angry in me right now). When seemingly normal peeps say things like “pray on it” I can’t help but shake my head. Are we to believe that if there is an all powerful, all knowing God that he answers your wishful thinking.
If that is the case then God needs a personal assistant because dude doesn’t have his priorities straight. So he takes time to answer Crazy Eyes, but he ignores all the starving children in the world. Really, if there is a God, then he is one cruel dude.
He works in mysterious ways is a dookie answer because it doesn’t answer anything. There is no reasoning and no rational to that.”We mere humans cannot understand the mind of God.” Dookie. If that is the case, then why do his believers keep telling me/us how to live. Those are childish answers for an unthinking person. I don’t believe that crap for one second…why? It doesn’t makes sense.
That super Friendly guy (and he’s single ladies…and wants a baby. #springfever) says it best.
“God is just used an excuse for saying whatever it is you’re already thinking.We have to keep pointing out how crazy the God Excuse sounds. Maybe, at some point, they’ll start taking responsibility for their own thoughts and actions (FA).”
* Wa Po article on God endorsing political candidates, or not according to this guy…and normal people.